You Know You're Cool When:

Your Pastor starts quoting Nacho Libre...
Your Sister doesn't expect a suprise Birthday wish and hates you for it...
Your roommates Don't know what you do at night! jk...
Your Turtle doesn't stink, or talk, or fly =/...
Your Internet works and the person right next to you doesn't have signal...
Your Best Friend is your ONLY friend...
You make a Joke and Nobody hears it...
You look dashing but have green stuff in your teeth...
Yes, you know you're Cool when:
You fall on your face while wearing a skirt and pizza in hand =/...
Your mom has a facebook and a myspace but doesn't know how to work either...
You Squeeze a Ketchup bottle and it makes a Fart noise, but noone believes it was the bottle =/...
You poke your nose while driving, thinking your windows are tinted...
You know you're Cool when the boy you like seems to like you...but says he sees you as a friend...
You're a cashier that can't do math...
You use the samples from a magazine as perfume...
You're sooo rich you only have $2 in Savings haha...
You know you're Cool when you have no idea how you're here now or where you'll be next, but enjoy every single moment of it :)...
THAT'S WHEN YOU'RE COOL. :)